the observer / insider

Researching and writing about my interests

Figuring out how to better define this website than “researching and writing about my interests”

Insulting my past self’s sacrifice for a college education by drawing stick figures

Insulting myself in general by drawing stick figures

Spending way too much time and effort on this personal project where the results inevitably won’t justify the investment

Still have trouble swallowing pills 

Overly confident in my Super Smash Bros. skills (Elite Smash, bitches!)

Drinks copious amounts of iced tea

Party tricks: Can pur like a cat, and yawn through my nose

Weirdly complimented a lot on my eyebrows

Ran myself over with a car at 6-years-old

Still gets carded to see R-rated movies